My Two Favorite Film Critics: Best of 2007

Roger Ebert is the premeire film critic...and Pete Travers (of RollingStone magazine) is the guy I most often agree with...

I'm always interested in their Top Ten Films of the Year and here they are for 2007:

Roger Ebert's Top Ten
1. Juno
2. No Country for Old Men
3. Before the Devil Knows You're Dead
4. Atonement
5. The Kite Runner
6. Away From Her
7. Across the Universe
8. La Vie En Rose
9. The Great Debaters
10. Into the Wild

Pete Travers Top Ten
1. No Country For Old Men
2. Atonement
3. Into The Wild
4. Eastern Promises
5. Sweeney Todd
6. American Gangster
7. There Will Be Blood
8. Before The Devil Knows You're Dead
9. I'm Not There
10. TIE: Knocked Up & Juno

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Atonement

Flawless comes to mind. Seldom are films put together as flawlessly as this one: Cinematography, acting, story lines, creativity, mystery, intrigue, beauty, horror, joy, sorrow, love, hatred, trust, betrayal, desire, coldness, truth, deception...wow, what a movie. Keira Knightly and James McAvoy team up to perform spendidly. Joe Wright (I love his first name) turns in an outstanding directing job....Go see it... 5 of 5. If I could give more than a 5 I would! Joe

BROKEN ENGLISH

Parker Posey is one of the more underrated actresses in Hollywood. I first took notice of her in the 1990's classic DAZED AND CONFUSED, and have enjoyed following her career ever since. Despite many terrific performances she rarely gets much recognition...and despite another great performance in BROKEN ENGLISH that's not likely to change. Posey plays a lonely thrity-something who desperately wants to meet Mr. Right, but unfortunately keeps meeting a string of Mr. Wrongs. The movie is just average, and slow at times, but Posey's facial expressions and body language are the stuff of a big time talent. Parker Posey is an independent film icon, and proves it here in her usual way. 2 1/2 of 5 hs

ROCKET SCIENCE

ROCKET SCIENCE reminded me of THUMBSUCKER...a movie from 2005 that I loved. Although I prefer the later...ROCKET SCIENCE is a worthy partner -I highly recommend both films be added to your rental lists. Here's the story of a stuttering, shy, high school cast-off who finds himself on a championship contending debate team. Its always refreshing when a coming-of-age high school comedy/drama is actually thoughtful and smart. The characters in ROCKET SCIENCE are all like the "characters" you remember from your high school days. Whether being nice, or mean, caring, or selfish...everyone in the movie acts as they would in real life. Its that key element that makes ROCKET SCIENCE so much fun to watch. 3 1/2 of 5 hs

TALK TO ME

The true story of Washington DC disc jocky Petey Green...an ex-con who sky-rocketed to fame in the 1960's...is brought to Hollywood in TALK TO ME. The movie is solid...but every so often an average film can be greatly elevated by its cast - TALK TO ME is that kind of film. The two central performances of the movie are magnificently delivered by Don Cheadle and Chiwetel Ejiofor. Cheadle (CRASH, HOTEL RWANDA, TRAFFIC, BOOGIE NIGHTS) and Ejiofor (CHILDREN OF MEN, AMERICAN GANGSTER, KINKY BOOTS, DIRTY PRETTY THINGS) are both absolutely sensational. This is definitely a movie worth renting...not becuase of the script or direction or originatlity or any of that...but because you get two of the year's best performances for the price of one! 3 of 5 hs

YOU KILL ME

Ben Kingsley is one of the greatest actors of the past 25 years. Its a testament to his talent that he can excel even when he feels miscast - as he does here in YOU KILL ME. Kingsley plays Frank, a hitman who is loses his edge as he loses his battle with alcoholism. A plot centering on an alcoholic on the road to recovery so he can return to his job as a hired assassin is certainly not your run-of-the-mill romantic comedy...but that's exactly what YOU KILL ME gives you. The movie certainly isn't great, but its not bad either...and virtually anything with Ben Kingsely is worth your time! 2 1/2 of 5 hs

KNOCKED UP

Judd Apatow, along the rest of his entourage from the brilliant yet tragically underappreciated FREAKS AND GEEKS television series, is the current king of cinematic comedy. These are the folks who gave us THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN...and then KNOCKED UP, which was released a few months before another summer comedy sensation SUPERBAD. While SUPERBAD is a near flawless teenage comedy and one of the year's best films...KNOCKED UP isn't too far behind. The secret to all this success??? WRITING! The comedy resonates because of the wit, because of the familar, and becuase of the honesty. Although the premise of KNOCKED UP may be a bit much...and the 130+ running time is way too long...its heart is in the perfect place. Smart, funny, personal, and downright good! 3 1/2 of 5 hs

LARS AND THE REAL GIRL

Now here's a one-of-a-kind movie premise...
Lonely guy finally finds himself a girlfriend...he brings her to his small town and parades her everywhere he goes (weekend parties, sunday morning church, and the family's house for dinner) introducing her to all of his friends.

Only thing is...she's a blow-up doll.

Ryan Gosling gives one of the year's better performances as the troubled young LARS who genuinely believes his new found love is a REAL GIRL. The plot may be a bit far-fetched, but its written, directed and acted with such sincerity and swetness that its impossible not to enjoy this instant independent classic. The outstanding cast is highlighted by stellar supporting performances by Emily Motimer and Patricia Clarkson. LARS AND THE REAL girl is a terrific romanatic comedy rental with a fresh and original flavor. 3 1/2 of 5 hs

THE LAST MIMZY

First of all...to answer your question..."What the hell is THE LAST MIMZY?"...the answer is- an "ET-esque" B-movie for kids...and not a very good one. Although my 7 year old boy, who has yet to dislike any movie (I'll teach him soon enough), enjoyed it. But even he, at age seven mind you, quickly forgot this one. THE LAST MIMZY doesn't inspire much, not even from a seven year old. About the best I can say about this one is that there really isn't anything bad about it...there's just nothing particularly good either. 2 of 5 hs

The Kingdom

This COULD have been a tremendous movie. It offered glimpses of greatness in the contrasts between "cowboy" Americans and right wing Islam extremists. The producer/director Peter Berg finally lived up to his reputation in the final 30 minutes, with a huge message at the end. Unfortunately, this all happened at least an hour and twenty minutes late. This movie had so much potential that I paused and rewound it a hundred times just to keep the logistics straight. How can you have Jennifer Garner in a movie and only give her grunts and groans for lines? 2 out of 5 (only because of the last 30 minutes). Joe

(P.S. I just read Harold's review. Looks like we agree 100% on this one!!)

Entertainment Weekly - Top 10 Movies of 2007

EW has two excellent film critics...here are their choices for the best films of 2007:

Owen Gleiberman
1. I'm Not There (I need to see it)
2. Before the Devil Knows You're Dead (my review coming soon)
3. Michael Clayton (terrific movie with terrific acting all around)
4. Superbad (Hooray! Brave and well-deserving choice!)
5. The Lives of Others (foreign film from 2006)
6. Grindhouse (Although it won't make my top ten another daring and deserving choice!)
7. Jack Smith and the Destruction of Atlantis (even I haven't heard of this one)
8. Once (in my top 10 for sure!)
9. No End in Sight (one of the best documentaries of the year)
10. Zodiac (Like Superbad, Michael Clayton, and Once will probably be in my top 10 too)

Lisa Schwarzbaum
1. There Will Be Blood (the movie I am most excited to see)
2. No Country for Old Men (undeniably great!)
3. I'm Not There
4. Persepolis (foreign and animated...should be interesting)
5. No End in Sight
6. Zodiac
7. Lady Chatterley
8. 4 Months, 3 Weeks & 2 Days (another cool looking foreign film)
9. The Assassination of Jesse James by the CowardRobert Ford (solid...not great)
10. Knocked Up (Sorry Joe - Superbad was much better!)

Merry Christmas - HS!

Black Snake Moan...update

A while back I watched Black Snake Moan, pointed out logical flaws in the movie, and rated it just a 3. Knowing that Harold really liked it, I watched it again. I can see why Harold really liked it. The movie used extremes in a brilliant way. In normal life, these extremes usually would not happen. When they happen in a film, the film becomes unique and often attracts a following. I up my score to a 4 on Black Snake Moan. I do still stand by my comment that I enjoyed Snakes on a Plane more...Joe

Superbad

What better time to write a review on Superbad than after Harold's review of White Light Black Rain. Sorry, bad joke.

Superbad was funny but not as good as Knocked Up. Judd Apatow produced both of them. Both had "Animal Houseistic," silly, adolescent, raw, and crude humor, but Knocked Up had a better story line AND Katherine Heigl.

I thought it disturbing that my daughter scored a 10 out of 10 on a Superbad quiz. I scored 4 out of 10. I also score the movie a 4 out of 5. Joe

WHITE LIGHT, BLACK RAIN

One of the 15 finalists for the Best Docuementary Oscar...this is a must see. The movie opens with the camera asking Japanese teenagers on the streets of Hiroshima and Nagasaki if they know what significant event took place in August of 1945. None of them know the answer. There's a haunting reality in the thought that anyone could ever begin to forget about those bombings...especially on those very city streets. This movie reminds us all of the horror of atomic weapons and begs us all to never let such a thing happen again. To its credit the film is not condemning of the actions the US took on Auguast 6th and 9th, 1945...but it also vividly described the horrors of what happened in the aftermath of those warheads falling from the Enola Gay. A searing documentary that's only flaw is in not going even deeper. 4 of 5 hs

COLMA: THE MUSICAL

Here's one for ya...a low-budget, independent musical. The screenplay...and all of the music and lyrics in this extreme low budget movie were written by young twenty-something H.P. Mendoza. The movie is raw...but wildly original. Although at times it admittedly plays like little more than a hip high school musical...-the music is terrific...and its actually effective that the voices of the singers are ordinary...it further adds to the unique charm of this truly independent endeavor. It's no classic, but such an impressive "homemade movie". This is the kind of movie I wish there were more of...its the kind of movie that makes watching movies enjoyable. Bravo to the young filmmakers and actors - hopefully someone will give them a budget next time...it will be fun to see what they can do with some support. 3 of 5 hs

Bug

I love Ashley Judd at all times in all ways in all movies. That being said, the only thing good about this movie was Ms. Judd. 2 of 5. Joe

HAIRSPRAY

HAIRSPRAY has a lot going for it...
1 - Brilliant casting - John Travolta, Christopher Walker, Michelle Pfeiffer, and the movie stealing Allison Janey!
2 - A look all it's own - rarley has color been so vibrant in a movie...reminds me of the colorful EDWARD SCISSORHANDS times 10.
3 - A seemingly endless supply of hilarious over-the-top one-liners like "your pork is ready"..."now I've tasted chocolate"..."you're never gonna see that bee-hived harlet again"..."you will live on a diet of saltines and tang") and absolutely classic catch-phrases like "negro-day"..."miss teen hairspray"..."devil child". This is seriously funny stuff.

BUT

Between the great lines of dialogue delivered by the excellent cast we're left with a series of like sounding musical numbers that all seem to run together. They all look and sound exactly the same, and it doesn't take long for them to become just plain boring. More than anything this film reminds me of GREASE...and I could see it catching on as a cult classic in much the same way. It even features a host of young up-and-coming actors who are destined for bigger things (Amanda Bynes, Zac Efron, and James Marsden to name a few). We'll see how time and moviegoers treat HAIRSPRAY. As for me I love the cast and dialogue...but not the song and dance. 3 1/2 of 5 hs

REIGN OVER ME

At this point I think its obvious that the very presence of Don Cheadle in a film makes it worth watching. He's piling up the outstanding performances (CRASH, HOTEL RWANDA, TRAFFIC, BOOGIE NIGHTS, TALK TO ME...and even back to his early days with roles in COLORS, HAMBURGER HILL and DEVIL IN A BLUE DRESS), and may be the most unsung actor in Hollywood today. REIGN OVER ME is a "so-so" movie featuring Adam Sandler (who is trying very hard here, but comes off too whiny) and Don Cheadle (who is excellent while looking as if he isn't trying at all). The movie does cover unique territory with Sandler playing a man trying to survive on his own after losing his wife and daughters on 911...it just doesn't tackle this subject with the depth it deserves. A worthy effort...and it has Don Cheadle. 2 1/2 of 5 hs

THE BRAVE ONE

Two time Oscar winner Jodie Foster plays the title role in this well intentioned, but inconsistent study of violence in society. Echoes of older classics ring loud - Foster's voice-over commentary on her beloved New York city quickly bring TAXI DRIVER to mind...and the obvious DEATH WISH comparisons come with the storyline. On its own THE BRAVE ONE is a bit of a mess, but it does have a few bright spots that make it worth watching. For starters there's Foster and her co-star Terrance Howard. Despite being handicapped by a weak script, Howard delivers his usual excellence. There's also a touch of suspense, and a thought provoking (although far-fetched) stroy and ending. Is that enough to recommend this one...you decide. 2 1/2 of 5 hs

BREACH

Before writing this I read Joe's review from several months back, and he's got it just about right (despite the ridiculous comment posted by "BD"). The strength of the film is Chris Cooper who is sensational as Robert Hanssen, the CIA agent who was convivted of spying for the Soviets for over twenty years. The film is above average spy drama, but misses its chance to really soar. The movie gets lost paying too much attention to the Ryan Phillippe character Eric O'Neill. O'Neill was certainly one of many key figures assisting in the capture of Hanssen, but his story is only mildly interesting compared to Hanssen's. This movie would have been far more fascinating had it dug deeper into the Hanssen psyche and documented more of his treasonous activities. Good...but certainly not great. 3 of 5 hs

EASTERN PROMISES

This is a good movie with a few terrific scenes including a thriller of an opening. The movie is driven by strong performances from Viggo Mortensen, Naomi Watts, and especially Armin Muehller-Stahl whose cold-heartedness ispure evil. That opening scene will stick with you...as will the unforgettable bath-house fight scene...but the movie as a whole needs a restructuring. It's good for sure...but the more I reflect on it...the more I realize there could have been something great made from this material. 3 of 5 hs

AWAY FROM HER

This is a terrific directing debut from the young, yet wise beyond her years, Sarah Polley. The film documents the story of Grant and Fiona, a married couple that like all married couples have seen their marriage deal with its fair share of challenges. Now, as they enter their "golden years", their marriage faces a new challenge as Fiona begins to suffer from early stages of alzheimers. Julie Christie proves once again she's one of the finest actresses of the last thirty years with her terrific portrayal of Fiona. This is a well acted, well written, well made film. 3 1/2 of 5 hs

RESCUE DAWN

RESCUE DAWN is based on the true story of US military pilot Dieter Dengler whose plane was shot down in SE Asia during the earliest days of the VietNam conflict. Struggling to survive both a brutal POW camp as well as the unforgiving jungle, Dieter's story is nothng short of amazing. The movie, however, doesn't quite capture all that it should. It feels like "just another war movie" when the story is much more than that. There are times during the film when the cinematography looks "off" somehow and you're left feeling like your watching actors on a set rather than soldiers in the jungle. Luckily for us Christian Bale is in the movie so you know you get another sensational performance in the lead role! 3 of 5 hs

A MIGHTY HEART

This movie is all about Anjelina Jolie's excellent portrayal of Marianne Pearl, wife of Wall Street Journal bureau chief Daniel Pearl who went missing in Pakistan in 1992. The movie is good...the story is both spellbinding and infuriating...but Jolie is the reason to watch. She is certainly on the short list of possible best actress nominees and deservedly so. Although the film is very good you wish it was better. The direction has a "distant" feel to it, and only Jolie's performance provides attachment for the viewer. 3 of 5 hs

THE LOOKOUT

THE LOOKOUT has its moments...just not enough of them. There are too many times when that "straight to video / B-movie" feel had me rolling my eyes. I'm all for quirky characters...but c'mon...a mentally delayed young guy rooming with a blind middle-aged guy both getting wrapped up in a bank robbery scheme? It's actually not a bad flick, but there's been a heap of critical praise for THE LOOKOUT and I don't get it. A good rental if there's nothing on TV and you want to lose yourself in a off-beat thriller...but that's about it. 2 1/2 of 5 hs

DISTURBIA

I love the premise...a modern day teen-version remake of the Hitchcock classic REAR WINDOW (one of the best thrillers of all-time). And...I loved (well at least liked) the movie too...for about 2/3rds of it. The movies starts out well...builds suspense and interest...gets a fine performance from the young Shia LeBeouf...and then crumbles with a ridiculous last chapter. DISTURBIA frustrated me because it could have been...and should have been...so much better. I've thought about a few different paths this script could have gone, and I can't decide which one is best...but I do know that anything is better than we got. Too bad. 2 1/2 of 5 hs

3:10 TO YUMA

There was one indisputable thought going through my mind as I left the theater after seeing 3:10 TO YUMA...Christian Bale and Russell Crowe are two of the very best actors working today. For Crowe, I submit THE INSIDER, MASTER & COMMANDER, CINDERELLA MAN, and AMERICAN GANGSTER (not too mention his Oscar nominated performances in GLADIATOR and A BEAUTIFUL MIND)...for Bale I submit AMERICAN PSYCHO, THE MACHINIST, THE PRESTIGE, and RESCUE DAWN. You can add 3:10 TO YUMA to both lists - these guys are awesome! This movie is a good one too...full of fine performances including two from Peter Fonda and Ben Foster. I have a few issues with the plot in 3:10 TO YUMA, but overall its a very good movie with a hanful of absolutlely fantastic scenes. 3 1/2 of 5 hs

DAN IN REAL LIFE

Will the filmakers of earlier 2007 releases like CATCH AND RELEASE and FEAST OF LOVE please take notice of DAN IN REAL LIFE...here's a romance/comedy/drama that works. DAN IN REAL LIFE is a funny, heartwarming, tear-jerking, romance with characters that you care about because you can relate to them. Peter Hedges is quitely becoming one of the better writer/directors in Hollywood today. All five of his screenplays are excellent...and his two directorial efforts are both pitch-perfect (check out his first film PIECES OF APRIL). As for DAN IN REAL LIFE...its a winner. Although by no means a perfect movie it sure is an enjoyable one...and full of terrific moments including one of the year's better scenes featuring Steve Carell performing Pete Townsend's "Let My Love Open The Door". If you miss it in theaters do yourself a favor and rent it as soon as its available. 4 of 5 hs

SPIDER MAN 3

My oh my...there sure is a lot going on in Peter Parker's life these days. Mary Jane's mad, Harry's mad, and two new villians are on the loose...Sandman and Scorpio. Of course...its not too much for Spider Man to handle...but it is too much for the viewer. There are four different storylines playing out here...and none of them get enough attention to become interesting. Yeah...the effects are cool as always, and the first two movies keep you interested enough in the characters and the plot - but all in all this one doesn't leave much to love. In fact, despite the abundance of plotlines...the movie actually drags...especially during one virtually unwatchable jazz club scene where spidey turns into a "rebel rousing, crowd pleasing, nightclub performer"...yuck. 2 of 5 hs

THE DEVIL CAME ON HORSEBACK

I haven't seen but a handful of documentaries this year...but this one is easily the best. This film tells the story of Brian Steidle, a US Marine who accepts an "observers" assignment in the Sudan. That assignment coincides with the rising of conflict in Darfur and changes Brian's life forever. The movie is outstanding in its restraint...there is no need to sensationalize the atrocities that have occurred, and continue to occur, in Darfur and the filmakers are smart enough to understand exactly how to edit their footage. THE DEVIL CAME ON HORSEBACK will both bring you to tears and fill you with hope. The only failure here is on the part of the Academy who failed to include this film among the 15 finalists for Best Documentary. 4.5 of 5 hs

Waitress

A witty, symbolic, and at times gutsy film written and directed by Adrienne Shelly, who also played a supporting role as Dawn, one of Keri Russell’s co-waitresses’. Admittedly, I love Andy Griffith, having grown up seeing him as the Sheriff of Mayberry, but he sooooo turned on his charm and facial movements in the movie. Besides, his character's name, Old Joe, has a certain ring to it. Keri Russell artistically baked pies, suffered silently, tolerated Old Joe, accepted the abuse of her husband, and, in the end, revealed her strength. Adrienne Shelly, who met an untimely departure from this life just over one year ago, deserves all the accolades she has received. This is hard to score compared to dramas, mysteries, and more intricate stories. But I liked it A LOT. 4 of 5. Joe

300

Yes, Harold and I agree on this one. I fell asleep during 300. It got monotonous and therefore boring. Watch Inland Empire instead. 2 of 5. Joe. P.S. Roger Ebert is THE MAN. I am watching a program about how he is battling cancer.

NO END IN SIGHT

This is political documentary that everyone should watch. NO END IS SIGHT may not cover new ground...but it does a terrific job of chronicling the events and decisions that have defined our country's war in Iraq. The movie agressively challenges the work of Rumsfeld, but is less aggressive in its attack on President Bush. Whether democrat or republican...this is a movie that's well made, allows for healthy debate, and certainly documents mistakes we will never want to repeat. Along with Michael Moore's SICKO...NO END IN SIGHT was recently selected as one of the 15 finalists for the Best Documentary Oscar which will be narrowed to five when the nominations are released in late January. 3 1/2 of 5 hs

FRACTURE

Director Gregory Hoblit has never been able to recreate the magic he harnessed in his 1996 courtroom thriller PRIMAL FEAR. Many of the same ingredients from that classic are here in FRACTURE...hot shot lawyer, diabolical murder suspect, sexy girlfriend, yada, yada, yada. Unfortunately that's where the comparisons end...FRACTURE is a disappointment. Although Anthony Hokins is good in his role...its impossible to not continually be reminded of Hannibal Lechter...and thats extremely distracting to the viewer. There are plenty of other things to find annoying here...espicially Ryan Goslings love relationship - which seems to only serve the purpose of having the pretty girl character in the movie. This is a failry stereotypical courtroom drama that does little to impress. 2 of 5 hs

300

There is no denying the wondrous look of 300...its amazing. The visual phenomenon is enough to keep you fully engaged in this movie for the first 30 or 40 minutes...but sooner or later you begin to realize the script was an afterthought. The movie goes from dazzling to goofy to preposperous to boring. Its a marvel to look at, but there's nothing to feel...nothing to care about. 300 is for the adolescent male who wants action and machismo in his movie. It certainly has that, but too bad this film doesn't have a brain as well. 2 of 5 hs

NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN

The Coen brothers prove their brilliance once again.
With a growing list of classics on their resume such as BLOOD SIMPLE, RAISING ARIZONA, MILLERS CROSSING, FARGO, THE BIG LEBOWSKI, BARTON FINK, THE HUDSUCKER PROXY, and OH BROTHER WHERE ART THOU they are making a case that they should be considered among film's all-time greatest movie makers. NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MAN may remove any doubt. This is a terrific movie. Perfect performances from Javier Bardem and Tommy Lee Jones. Breath-taking suspense from flawlessly constructed scenes. So many moments in this film are perfectly executed that its an absolute pleasure to watch. The film has a lot to say about violence in society, and our response to it...but youre so engrossed in the decisions and actions of each character that you hardly have to think about the films deeper statements. This movie is a winner, and one that certainly calls for multiple viewings. By the way...watch for all the references to the number 13 throughout the movie! 4 1/2 of 5 hs

ACROSS THE UNIVERSE

A few disclaimers...
1 - I usually HATE musicals. Sound of Music, West Side Story, Chicago...YUCK!
2 - I sometimes like musicals...Mary Poppins, Willy Wonka, Disney stuff in general...COOL!
3 - I do regard MOULIN ROUGE as one of the best movies ever made...ever.
4 - I love the Beatles...
Considering those four nuggets of info I had no idea what to make of ACROSS THE UNIVERSE...a musical (bad) with Beatles music (good) that reminded me of MOULIN ROUGE (good). Two out of three ain't bad right? Well it turns out one bad can destroy all the good. I wanted to like ACROSS THE UNIVERSE, but I couldn't. Too many of the scenes just felt forced, corny, and awkward. Too often I felt John Lennon rolling over in his grave at the misuse of his brilliant lyrical genius (just watch the "Revolution" scene...). I did love the cameos, and I thought Bono stole the show...but all-in-all this is too much sensory and not enough substance. 2 of 5 hs

ZODIAC

This is one of the very first movies I saw in 2007...and it remains one of the very best. Director David Fincher delivers another success in his string of psychological thrillers...(SE7EN and FIGHT CLUB have quickly become cult classics). ZODIAC packs a lot into one film --- edge of your seat suspense, brilliant acting, and some of the creepiest on-screen moments in years. Mark Ruffalo is superb as the lead detective on the case...Jake Gylenhaal is terrific as a young newspaper cartoonist...Robert Downey Jr. is excellent as the prototypical seventies hard-boiled reporter...and all three of these men share a life-altering obsession with solving the ZODIAC mystery. The movie is about each of these men and how the ZODIAC case impacted their lives...but its also about the case itself, and while there is almost no blood...the murder scenes will leave you haunted. This is a masterfully made movie and one of the year's best. 4 1/2 of 5 hs

ENCHANTED

There's something about Amy.
Amy Adams was nominated for an Oscar for her scene stealing role in the "not-so-Oscar-like" JUNEBUG...and she has put herself in contention for her second Oscar nomination with her magical performance in Disney's "also-not-so-Oscar-like" ENCHANTED. Disney hits a home run with this terrific family movie (very nearly a grand-slam if only the film knew when to have a tad of retraint...). Despite a severe wrong turn with a King-Kongesque ending...this move is a pure delight. Full of great performances, a dynamic premise, and a few scenes that are destined to become Disnaey classics. Alan Menken heads up the musical team that is the glue to a movie that masterfully blends comedy, romance, and music sure to "enchant" the movie goer of any age. 4 of 5 hs

CHALK

Its the start of a promising new year at Harrison High...the fictional school that's the setting for this very funny, very fresh "mockumentary". Filmed in much the same manner as the hit TV series "The Office" with camera men acting as observers who are supposedly documentarians...CHALK is an original comedy with a few classic characters. Mr. Stroope, Coach Webb, and Mrs. Reddell are just a few of the Harrison High staff members who make this comedy so much fun to watch. Truly an independent film...CHALK earned less than $500,000 at the box office - depite that its worth you seeking out on DVD! 3 of 5 hs

Hairspray

Before I watched it, I thought I would pull my fingernails out during this musical. But, it was AWESOME! Seeing John Travolta as a woman dance with "her" husband Christopher Walken was truly special! Awesome feel good movie. A MUST see. Men, watch it with your special person and she will love you for it (I watched it with my male cat). In its category, this was a definite 5. Joe

Michael Clayton

Harold reviewed Michael Clayton during his Shock and Awe blog entry campaign of the past few days. When you see "hs" at the end of an entry, that is Harold. Harold rated Michael Clayton a 4.5.

It took me a few days to think about this one. My first impression was that it was like watching an episode of Boston Public (which is NOT a compliment). The remark I made to the friend I watched it with was "Good Flick." That would make it a 3 out of 5. The more I think about it, the more I like it though. George Clooney acted extremely well. Tom Wilkinson was a great supporting actor (not quite as good as William Hurt in Mr. Brooks or Alfred Molina in The Hoax). A good flash back happens near the beginning of the movie. So, I will go with "VERY Good Flick." 4. Joe

RATATOUILLE

Now here's a top flight animated film. The story is fantastic...but its the animation that's mind-blowing. Just when you thought aniimation had reached its technological peak...RATATOUILLE shows you it keeps getting better and better. Every visual is flawless and the entire film is a pleasure to watch. Its not quite an all-time classic (i.e. TOY STORY, NEMO, SHREK)...but the great storyline is the perfect compliment to this visual feast...ENJOY!
4 of 5 hs

MEET THE ROBINSONS

Good quality family fun. With three little kids I'm forced to watch a lot of these animated kids movies and I can tell you there's a lot of them are only good for a nap. MEET THE ROBINSONS isn't top tier animated movie going like TOY STORY or SHREK...heck its not even as good as this year's gem RATATOUILLE...but its tolerable fun for the whole family. 2 1/2 of 5 hs

BLACK SNAKE MOAN

Despite the obvious Tarantino influence...this film is a true original. Craig Brewer's first film was the brilliant HUSTLE & FLOW (which should have earned a Best Picture nomination) and for his follow-up feature he chooses an even more ambitious project. BLACK SNAKE MOAN features two of the year's most dynamic performances (although I'm sure they'll be overlooked come awards time) by Christini Ricci and Samuel Jackson. Justin Timberlake also gives a fine performance in a supporting role. I won't reveal anything about the plot...I'll just say when you're in the mood for an original, exciting, sexy, blistering film...go rent BLACK SNAKE MOAN. 4 of 5 hs

HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX

More of the same brilliance from the team behind the HARRY POTTER franchise. Each of the five movies are fabulous in their own right and by the time the saga is complete on screen in 2010, a masterpiece collection will have been finalized. There is little doubt that viewers will enjoy both the novels and the films for generations to come. Film #5, ORDER OF THE PHOENIX is equally as terrific as each of its predecessors. As the main characters reach their teenage years the storyline has evolved with their age. Teenage romance and rebellion both find their way into the personalities of each character in just the right way. If you've enjoyed the first four films you won't be disappointed...if you haven't been watching Harry and friends...go get the first four on DVD ASAP! 4 of 5

SICKO

Love him or hate him...there's no denying that Michale Moore is a masterful documentarian. ROGER AND ME and BOWLING FOR COLUMBINE in particular rank as two of the best documentaries of all time. SICKO is not quite in their class...but it is very good. Per his usual, Moore blends individual stories of the average man with indictments on broader policy and corporate action. The result is effective..although too one-sided. Counterpoints to some of Mr. Moore's argumesnts on the tremendous need for healthcare reform in America would have actually helped make a stronger case for his side of the argument. All-in-all the movie is wildly entertaining and extremely thought-provoking - two great qualities for any documentary. 4 of 5 hs

CATCH AND RELEASE

Romantic comedy/dramas come and go...most are forgetable...and you can place CATCH AND RELEASE in that category as well. Jennifer Garner stars as a woman who loses her fiance to a tragic and untimely death and is left to pick up the pieces of her life. The movie is annoying and none of its characters seem grounded in reality. Thank goodness for the comic relief in performances by Kevin Smith and Juliette Lewis or the movie would be completely unbearable. Would have made a better Hallmark channel Sunday night movie rather than something on the big screen. 2 of 5 hs

GRINDHOUSE

Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodqiguez each direct one half of this double-feature extravaganza. The two filmmakers have masterfully paid homage to the B-movies of the 1970's. Rodriquez's "Planet Terror" comes first - a fast and furious zombie flick. Next up is Tarantino's "Death Proof" with a blistering performance by Kurt Russell as a serial killer whose murder weapon is his car. GRINDHOUSE comes complete with phony previews and phony reel skips. If you love movies you'll love the fun and fury of GRINDHOUSE. 4 of 5 hs

WAITRESS

You'll be hard pressed to find a more charming romantic comedy that WAITRESS. The film plays like a whimsical fairly tale full of colorful sets and eccentric characters. Keri Russell plays the princess of this fairy tale and is pitch perfect as the unhappily married waitress in a small town diner (complete with a co-worker waitress named Flo). Andy Griffith (yes him) shines in a scene stealing role which could earn him some award recognition come year end. A delightful film among the years best! 4 of 5 hs

MICHAEL CLAYTON

MICHAEL CLAYTON is a terrific movie. Its not often enough we're treated to an edge of your seat thriller that doesn't rely on explosions and car chases for its thrills. MICHAEL CLAYTON is the first film directed by Tony Gilroy who is best known for his work writing the Bourne films. Mr. Gilroy delivers his best script yet and one of the year's best. In addition, he gets sensational performances from George Clooney, Tilda Swinton, and especially Tom Wilkinson who is a leading candidate for Best Supporting Actor for his work here. While not in the class of the very best corporate/political thrillers (i.e. THE MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE, ALL THE PRESIDENTS MEN, and more recently THE INSIDER) this is smart, well written, well acted, and fun to watch. 4.5 of 5 hs

1408

Here we have one of the worst movies of the year. Its not so much that 1408 is a bad movie...its more that its irrelevant . I suppose its a horror movie...but its not scary. It could be a psychological thriuller...but its shallow and certainly not very thrilling. John Cusack is admirable in a empty role with a poor script, and Samuel Jackson is completely wasted in a supporting role. Don't bother. 1.5 of 5 hs

Inland Empire

Writer/Director David Lynch is a PURE genius. This movie was pure genius. Alfred Hitchcock must have been applauding from his grave when it debuted. Many people will not endure the length of this film or appreciate it. Even though it was shot with a consumer digicam (the Sony PD-150), the cinematography is breathtaking--colors, fades, shots, and perspectives. Laura Dern is amazing. If she doesn't receive at least an Academy nomination, something is wrong. My suggestion with this movie is to just open up and take it in. Don't try to understand it and you will. Unbelievable. Really. 5 of 5. Joe

LIONS FOR LAMBS

After watching LIONS FOR LAMBS, which is easily one of the year's worst films, its hard to imagine that Robert Redford ever directed such classics as ORDINARY PEOPLE, QUIZ SHOW, and A RIVER RUNS THROUGH IT. The film is told in three parts (each part is connected if you're willing to accept the absurdity of this entire effort). The first is reporter Meryl Streep interviewing Senator Tom Cruise. Both actors give worthy efforts despite their shallow meandering material. The second is in the snow covered battle fields of Afghanastan...which looks completely staged and artificial thus completely destroying any authenticity. The third is college professor Robert Redford encouraging a promising young student to...oh who cares. I'm frustrated even writing this so I'll just say please don't bother...I want my 90 minutes back! 1 of 5 hs

WE OWN THE NIGHT

Joaquin Phoenix gives one of the year's best performances in this New York City police story. Phoenix plays Bobby Green, the manager of one of New York's most popular night clubs in the late 1980's. With drugs sweeping the city, Green's world collides with that of his police office brother (Mark Wahlberg) and father (Robert Duvall). There are few great things about this movie: the performance by Joaquin Phoenix, an awesome cocaine factory action scene, and a breath taking car chase. But the movie needs A LOT more and doesn't deliver. 2 1/2 of 5 hs

THE ASSASSINATION OF THE OUTLAW JESSE JAMES BY THE COWARD ROBERT FORD

Brad Pitt (as Jesse James) and Casey Affleck (as Robert Ford) both give dynamic performances in this telling of the last days in the life of famed outlaw Jesse James. This is a quiet thoughtful film with breathtaking cinematography by Oscar winner Roger Deakins. The movie is the story of two complex characters in American history. Jesse James, a family man with two kids who famously robbed and murdered. He struggles with who he is and the things he's done to the point of instability. Robert Ford, a man with a thirst to be significant...to be important. Consantly seeking the approval and respect of others...so much so that his actions are driven by this obsessive desire. The movie is good...yet despite clocking in at over 2 1/2 hours I felt there should have been more. The movie's last fifteen minutes were by far the most interesting, yet they're glossed over in a rushed manner. A few side plots along the way could have been eliminated in exchange for more towards the film's end. 3 1/2 of 5 hs

THE HOAX

The story of author Clifford Irving and his fictitious relationship and subsequent biography of billionairre Howard Hughes is a fascinating one. Richard Gere does a nice job of bringing Mr. Irving's carelessness, carftiness, and eventually craziness to the screen. Alfred Molina plays Gere's partner in crime and the always wonderful Hope Davis plays his publishing agent. THE HOAX is an entertaining little movie, its well acted, and has a great story to tell. That said, nothing about the film rises above "good". A perfect rental when there's not much else on TV. 3 of 5 hs

TWO DAYS IN PARIS

A romantic comedy that's just as much fun for the GUY! Julie Delpy does her best Woody Allen impersonation as she stars, writes, and directs this wonderfully funny romantic comedy. Delpy's sense of the humor in relationships is perfectly depicted. Adam Goldberg is terrific as the boyfriend side of the young New York couple who accompanies his girlfriend to visit her family in Paris. Everything that happens during their two day stay in Paris is tragically hilarious. I smiled and laughed from start to finish. 4 of 5 hs

BUG

You've never seen anything like BUG. Most people will turn this one off before getting to the end...its certainly not for all tastes. I, however, found a lot to like. First of all, Ashley Judd gives a mind-blowing performance (Oscar worthy but the material may scare off voters)...second of all, the feel of the movie is genuinely claustrophobic and creepy and you don't get that by accident. Now admittedly the movie has its problems (I'm still trying ot figure out why Harry Conick's character was in the movie at all?), but this one-of-a-kind depiction of the explosive results that come from mixing paranoia, delusion, desperation, lonliness, and cocaine. Warning - not for the squemish! 3 of 5 hs

TRANSFORMERS

This is the kind of movie that one can easily rip to shreds in a review...yes its preposterous that all this transformer stuff started with an ice fishing expedition over a hundred years ago...I know its ridiculous that the governement's most brilliant code-breaker is an18 year old blonde "hottie" with an aussie accent...of course its crazy that the auctioning off a pair of eye-glasses on ebay causes a national crisis...and I do realize its insane that 50-foot robots can walk through a suburban neighborhood without being noticed. BUT...if there is any brilliance to TRANSFORMERS its the fact the movie knows its "insanity on screen" and embraces it all-out in every way possible. It's so over-the-top in its excess that you can't roll your eyes...you have to laugh...and laughter coupled with some of the most astounding special effects ever filmed are good enough for a summer popcorn extravaganza. This is a near perfect film for a 10 year old. The one thing I can't forgive in TRANSFORMERS is its length...if ever a movie needed to be shortened from its 2hr & 20min this is it. 2 1/2 of 5 hs

INTO THE WILD

This true story about a 1990's college graduate who "drops-out" of society foregoing a trip to law school for a trip of self discovery is one of the best films of the year. Emile Hirsch is pitch perfect in the lead role and firmly establishes himself as one of the best actors of his generation. Sean Penn writes and directs in his best effort as a filmmaker to date. The soundtrack was brilliantly written and performed by Pearl Jam frontman Eddie Vedder whose music proves a perfect match for the film. Supporting roles are perfectly delivered all around Emile's lead by William Hurt, Hal Holbrook, Vince Vaugn, Jena Malone, Catherine Keener, and Marcia Gay Harden. I could nit-pick on a few minor missteps in the film...but why bother? This is a fantastic movie about personal discovery as well as forgiveness and understanding. INTO THE WILD was the first time I left the movie theater in 2007 thinking I had just seen one of the five Best Picture nominees...we'll see come January. 4 1/2 of 5 hs

THE KINGDOM

Peter Berg's last movie was the hugely entertaining and extremely passionate FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS. The style and talent he showed in making that film are quickly displayed during the 10 minute opoening credits for THE KINGDOM (those opening credits are fabulous and worth a look on youtube). Unfortunately for Berg the script and casting do him no favors this time. The movie opens with brutal force...but never lives up to its first thirty minutes. Speaking of bad casting - I gotta say that Jaime Foxx, Jannifer Garner, and Jason Bateman look silly as the three specialists sent to Saudi Arabia to investigate a terrorist attack. THE KINGDOM is entertaining, and worth a rental, and I loved the film's final scene and line of dialogue...but in that final line lies the lost hope that a film of great impact was lost somewhere in the previous two hours. 2 1/2 of 5 hs

THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM

The first two Bourne films were both extremely well done. Matt Damon has quarterbacked the best new action franchise in two decades, and the secret to the success has been the witty screenwriting of Tony Gilroy. Those first two films perfectly blend exciting action, quality acting, and clever writing. The third Bourne chapter comes with both good news and bad news --- the good news is all of the ingredients of success from the first two films remain...the bad news is that THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM adds nearly nothing original to the franchise. If you liked the first two you're sure to enjoy the third...although at some point don't we deserve something new? The same chases, the same mysteries, the same characters, and even the same twists and lines of dialogue...here's hoping the next Bourne film adds a dose of originality. 3 of 5 hs

ONCE

A low-budget indepedent Irish musical with no actors you've heard of...but easily one of the best films of the year. Glen Hansard, the lead singer of the Irish rock/folk group The Frames, stars as a simple streetside guitar player who also works for his father repairing vacuum cleaners. One day he meets a young girl - a music lover and piano player. Together they explore the beginnings of a friendship/romance that faces all the hurdles of their already established lives and relationships. Their relationship is so guarded and restrained at all times out of fear and inhibition...only their music opens them up. This isn't one of those musicals where people sing lines to each other and prance across the screen (Thank God!)...its a genuine romance where music is used to express the lives and emotions of its characters. You'll find it nearly impossible to not want the soundtrack (or at least something by The Frames). 5 of 5 hs

IN THE VALLEY OF ELAH

Paul Haggis tackled the difficult topic of racism in America head-on and with a heavy hand in 2006 with the outstanding Oscar winning CRASH. In 2007, he takes on the war in Iraq with an equally direct and heavy handed approach. The results are mostly positive. Tommy Lee Jones carries the film on his shoulders with his usual powerful restraint. Susan Sarandon and Charlize Theron are also their usual high quality selves. The movie is a powerful statement on the absurdity of war. The film's last scene is an interesting one. An example of Haggis perhaps trying to hard...the contrived set-up to make an obvious statement is in some ways an insult to our intelligence. But then again... 3 1/2 of 5 hs

MR BROOKS

MR BROOKS is one of the more thought provoking films of the year. Kevin Costner is cast as an all-american business man/family man with one small vice...an addiction to murder. Casting Costner ia a serial killer is interesting enough...but how about William Hurt as his diabolical alter ego continually urging him...tempting him...pushing him. While the film's story line keeps you thinking serial killer...the real subject of the film is addicition. Everyone has their vice: drinking, gambling, smoking, stealing, lying, using drugs, sex, cheating in business or on your taxes...whatever. Get away with it once and you're tempted even more the next time. Battling those demons is something most people face to a wide variety of degrees. Imagine the vice is murder and what demons that would harbor. That's exactly what MR BROOKS is all about. It's well done...and has a whopper of an ending. Although imperfect and certaibly reliant on more than its fair share of luck and coincidence - its worth a look. 3.5 of 5 hs

ALPHA DOG

The talent of two young up-and-coming actors is on display in ALPHA DOG. Justin Timberlake proves here (as in BLACK SNAKE MOAN) that he is the real deal as an actor. Emile Hirsch does the same (and just wait until you see him in his Oscar worthy performance in INTO THE WILD)! Unfortunately for Timberlake and Hirsch...ALPHA DOG's director/screenwriter Nickl Cassavetes does not show the same promise. Cassavetes has shown flashes of brilliance in his career (writing the Johnny Depp tour-de-fouce BLOW...and directing the very underrated SHE'S SO LOVELY), but ALPHA DOG needs help. The true story is great material and the movie does several great performances (including Bruce Willis), but the movie's feel is too colorful, too Beverly Hills, too adolescent. The movie isn't bad...and worth a rental when you're in the right mood...the disappointment is that there could have been more to love. 2 1/2 of 5 hs

FEAST OF LOVE

This romantic comedy starring Morgan Freeman and Greg Kinnear is a mess. Despite a great cast, and a few good ideas in it's story...the screenplay comes up shallow and nonsensical. Dont bother. 1 1/2 of 5 hs

SUPERBAD

Coninuing the traditions of such all time greats as Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Dazed and Confused, and American Pie (to name a few)...SUPERBAD is an instant american classic! What seperates this high school comedy from so many others is the intelligence and wit in the outstanding screenplay (the superb casting doesn't hurt either). Warning - depite virtually no violence or nudity...this movie earns every bit of its R rating with some of the most foul language you'll hear. Not for the easily offended, but a mini-masterpiece. 5 of 5 hs

AMERICAN GANGSTER

Destined to become one of those movies played and replayed on the small screen for years to come. Washington and Crowe both deliver the powerhouse performances that we've come to expect. The material is fascinating and fast-paced (even at 2hrs 40mins the film flies by), and Ridley Scott is at his best as Diretor. This is a great movie...yet somehow underwhelming. The film's only flaw is the feeling we've seen it all before. Overall, a terrific movie (look for scene stealing moments from Ruby Dee and Armand Assante). 4 of 5 hs

GONE BABY GONE

One of the year's best films. Casey Affleck stars as a PI hired to assist the Boston police in the search for an abducted young girl. The movie is full of terrific performances highlighted by a Oscar worthy supporting turn by Amy Ryan as the movie of the missing girl. Ben Affleck proves masterful in both writing and directing this powerful and thought provoking thriller that dives deep into the ambiguity of right and wrong. Midway through the film Ben Affleck's directing talents are highlighted by one of the more gut wrenchingly suspenseful scenes in recent memory. 5 of 5 hs

American Gangster

Excellent movie! I think a good comparison in terms of quality would be The Hoax. Both are based on a really interesting, true story. Both stray from the “true” in “true story.” Both have popular actors (Denzel Washington & Russell Crowe in American Gangster; Richard Gere in The Hoax). Both have parts that drag a little. Both have parts that make you bite your nails. In American Gangster, I don’t know that Denzel is a believable “bad guy” and Russell Crowe was “ok.” Richard Gere played his part truer to form in The Hoax and Alfred Molina was a great supporting actor. American Gangster attempts to deliver “deeper” messages. The Hoax doesn’t necessarily (which I liked). I gave The Hoax 4 out of 5. I’ll give American Gangster a 4 too. Joe

Perfect Stranger

As I checked this out at Blockbuster, the two young women behind the counter had a debate about this movie, which stars Halle Berry and Bruce Willis. One loved it. The other hated it. I shrugged my shoulders and said "How bad could a movie with Bruce Willis and Halle Berry be?" After watching it I said to myself "How bad could a movie with Bruce Willis and Halle Berry be?" It wasn't bad. In fact, it was pretty good in spots. Good enough to keep me watching all the way through. 3.

The Hoax

Fascinating story about author Clifford Irving who nearly pulled off one of the greatest scams in all of history. Richard Gere plays Clifford Irving and acted very well. His side kick, Dick Suskind, is played by Alfred Molina who acts equally as well. This movie shows that the fascination of Howard Hughes continues. Aviator is better but this is definitely worth the watch. 4

Harold's TEN "BEST PICTURE" CONTENDERS - COMING SOON

THE KITE RUNNER
ATONEMENT
JUNO
THERE WILL BE BLOOD
NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN
THE SAVAGES
CHARLIE WILSON'S WAR
BEFORE THE DEVIL KNOWS YOU'RE DEAD
AMERICAN GANGSTER
SWEENEY TODD

Harold's Six Best Movies of the Year so far...

In alphebetical order:

Gone Baby Gone
Michael Clayton
Once
Superbad
Waitress
Zodiac

...Harold

Knocked Up

Where do I begin? First of all, it is a bit disturbing that my daughter loved this movie so much that she purchased it. That being said, I thought it was a funny movie, that the story provided good contrasts and satire, and that everyone did a good job acting (especially Katherine Heigl). I especially enjoyed the woman who sat to Heigel's left during the business discussions. I loved that she was offended that Heigl "lied to us" and that "we tell the truth in Los Angeles." Also, a great song by Bright Eyes is in the film: "We Are Nowhere and It's Now." I give it a 4. Joe

Far from Heaven

Thanks, Harold, for recommending this. It was awesome. The story about a wife who is behind "the successful man" and the man who has issues deeper than that. Great art! GREAT art! Great cinematography. Great acting by Julianne Moore and Dennis Quaid. A 5. Joe.

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe

C.S. Lewis is one of my favorite authors. This is one of my favorite stories. I watched a cartoon based on this story several years ago. It was really good. This film had great effects and very good acting. To me though it was kind of "Disneyish," is the best way I can describe it. Definitely worth the watch but not as good as I was hoping. I think they tried to make it the next Lord of the Rings, which it was not. A 4. Joe

Boys Don't Cry

I had never seen this 1999 movie starring Hillary Swank. It was based on the true story of Teena Brandon, aka Brandon Teena, a transgendered teen. I combed the internet to see how true the story really is, and there are mixed views. Regardless, it is a very powerful film. Hillary Swank deserved the Oscar that she won for this. Definitely pay attention to the R rating if young ones are nearby. A 5.

21 Grams

Alejandro González Iñárritu, who produced Amores Perros (one of my favorite international films ever) and Babel (a tremendous movie), directed this one. The acting is outstanding. The story isn't as good as Babel and Amores Perros, but pretty good. If you like bleak and sad movies, this is the one for you...I give it a 4.

Secrets & Lies

A movie from 1996 that received L.A. Film Critics Association's Best Picture award. A British film about the drama, twists, and turns of family and relationships. It is one of those movies that you think is going to be boring and turns out riveting. Excellent story; outstanding acting. 4.

ONCE

This is a BEAUTIFUL, AWESOME, ROMANTIC, BITTER SWEET, ARTISTIC, MUSICALLY WONDERFUL, TREMENDOUSLY ACTED, FUNNY, TEAR WELLING, SOULFUL, FASCINATING movie. Did I say BEAUTIFUL, AWESOME, ROMANTIC, BITTER SWEET, ARTISTIC, MUSICALLY WONDERFUL, TREMENDOUSLY ACTED, FUNNY, TEAR WELLING, SOULFUL, FASCINATING yet? A definite 5. Joe

Swingers

I had never seen this movie from 1996. Vince Vaughn plays Trent, a worldly wise ladies man. Jon Favreau plays Mike, a sensitive guy trying to get over his ex-girlfriend. Trent makes Mike go "out on the town" where Mike continually falls on his face. It is a movie that will make you laugh and make you think. It has a really nice "feel good" ending too. It reminded me in some ways of Sideways, one of my favorite movies. GREAT movie, 4.5. Joe.

Hot Fuzz

A very creative satire about an overachieving cop who is transferred to a "boring" village. A series of "accidents" lead to events that will have you shaking your head, biting your nails, laughing out loud, and shaking your head some more. Highly entertaining. Thanks for recommending it, Alex. 4. Joe

The Bourne Ultimatum

Great flick! In a summer of less than stellar "three-quels," The Bourne Ultimatum came through big time. Great action, acting, and a good story.

Matt Damon has become the new James Bond since the new James Bond, in my humble opinion, is a James Bond wannabe. David Strathairn, aka Noah Vosen, plays a great "bad guy." Julia Stiles, aka Nicky Parsons, is as deadpan and entertaining as Damon. What do I give it? 4, which means "I really liked this movie." Joe

Downfall

This 2004 movie about Hitler shows the side we all know and DON'T love but also shows another side of him. It was unique to see the other side. He ended up destroying Germany and himself anyway, but it is worth the watch. I rate it a 4. JP

You Can Count On Me

I loved this movie from the year 2000. Laura Linney plays a single parent, Sammy, who works hard, takes care of her son, and has a perfect routine when she gets a new boss (Matthew Broderick). His management skills are as bad as his husbanding skills. Her totally irresponsible brother, Terry (Mark Ruffalo) shows up. He creates havoc in her life but also is the conduit by which she learns something valuable about herself. It is a 4.5. Joe

AMORES PERROS

This movie, from the year 2,000, is awesome. It is bloody, violent, and not for the faint of heart, but offers an outstanding story, outstanding action, and tremendous twists and turns. It is almost three hours long and is in Spanish with English subtitles. But, hey, if you have nothing better to do on a rainy night, it is tremendous! A guy flick of the guy flicks. A very strong 5 out of 5. Joe

Hero

This is the story about a Chinese hero. The story is very good, although you will really need to follow it closely about 2/3rds of the way through. The film won the 2004 Chicago Film Critics Association and New York Film Critics "Best Cinematography" awards and definitely deserves it. The cinematography is outstanding! The sword fighting is cool too. 4.25 out of 5. Joe

Seducing Dr. Lewis

This French/Canadian film from 2003 is absolutely delightful! The title is somewhat misleading. This isn't Hollywood "seduction." A small Canadian fishing village goes through thousands of motions to seduce a doctor to move there. The scenery of the village is superb. The story, very clever. I chuckled throughout the entire film. No cussing, no blood, no guts, no seduction as we typically think of it...GREAT film! 4.5 out of 5.

1408

I love John Cusack. I love Samuel L. Jackson. I grew up on Twilight Zones....So much for all of that. This movie was as mediocre as the window that John Cusack crawled in and out of. I'll give it a charitable 3. Joe

Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead

I never saw this one from 1995. GREAT FLICK! Excellent story with unanticipated happenings. Awesome acting by an all star cast (Andy Garcia, Christopher Lloyd, Jack Warden, Steve Buscemi), beautiful lady (Gabrielle Anwar), violence, EVERYTHING a great movie needs! This is a definite five. Thanks, JB, for the recommendation. Joe

TRANSFORMERS

Great effects! COOL Camaro. I almost fell asleep somewhere around 45 minutes then things got cranked and woke me up. If you like things turning into things and shooting each other, you will like it. 3.5. Joe

Music and Lyrics

Young men, for that matter, older men; for that matter, geriatric men; listen to me here. Watch "Music and Lyrics" with your date/wife/significant other. Open some Chardonnay or Champagne, slice some cheese, nosh on it while you two watch this movie. She will LOVE it. She will love YOU for watching it with her. I watched it with my male Scottish Terrier, Brutus. I gave him a dog biscuit...Hugh Grant plays a great "Paul McCartney type wash up," Drew Barrymore's facial expressions were tremendous throughout the movie, and Haley Bennett does a very good job playing a "Brittney Spears type musical artist" in her first movie. Watching it with Brutus, I give it a 4. Under different circumstances it could be a 4.5. The movie was also replete with light cadmium reds and nice paintings on walls! Nice artistic touch! Joe

Black Snake Moan

Wow. I don't even know where to begin. The music was great. Samuel L. Jackson acted well. I liked "Snakes on a Plane" better though...kinda kidding kinda not. I wonder why Jackson bought cough syrup before cleaning the blood off the girls face, how so much could happen in what appeared to be a few days, why the girl's left eye appeared to be healed in some scenes only to not be in later ones, how the girl could get away with beating up her mom in the grocery store, and, oh, one last thing, chains??? Maybe a 3?

Live Free Or Die Hard

Rocky Balboa and John McClane met in the ring the 41st time...oops, I got carried away. I liked "Rocky Balboa" and I liked "Live Free Or Die Hard." If you are looking for non stop action, tremendous villains (Timothy Olyphant and Maggie Q), and Bruce Willis being Bruce Willis, you will love it. If you are looking for a great story and something more realistic than Superman, you might not. For the action (and free Diet Coke and buttery popcorn I got at the new Regal) I will give it a 4. Joe

The Beat That My Heart Skipped

I like foreign flicks. Well, I like good ones. A foreign flick with a great story, lively action, and nice artistic shots really allows me to "get lost in a good movie" because I MUST pay attention to the subtitles. This is one of those. If you like classical piano, you will like it that much more. I give it a 4.5. As Harold knows, I seldom give 5's. Pay attention to the rating if you have children around. Joe

BREACH

I just watched Breach, which was about FBI traitor Robert Hanssen. It started kind of slow for me, pieces not really making sense (and not in a good spell-binding way), but then became riveting. That it is based on a true story makes the movie that much more interesting. Chris Cooper, who played Hanssen, did an outstanding job. Ryan Phillippe, who played his clerk, Eric O'Neill, performed well. 3.5 out of 5. Joe

Running with Scissors

The latest movie I watched is Running with Scissors. Joe Cross (wow, I like his first name) plays Augusten Burroughs who grows up in a family even more dysfunctional than mine! His mother sends him to live with Dr. Finch, a psychiatrist. You will either love Dr. Finch (Brian Cox) or hate him. I am sure whether you love or hate him has something to do with your childhood... There are a multitude of great one-liners. I score it a 4. Joe

The Most Recent Movie...

The most recent movie I have watched is Mr. Brooks. I rate it a 4 out of 5 (I use the BlockBuster ratings, 1 being least, 5 being best). Dane Cook MAY be up for best supporting actor this year. Kevin Costner exceeded expectations. Demi Moore was Demi Moore. The story was far fetched.